$NEARKAT — Many tunnels. One mob. Rewards in $NEAR.

−4 mRATIONS

The tan NEARKAT mob gathered around glowing green rations in an earth chamber

How the mob gets fed

Every trade drops 3% into the den.

StonkFun turns that cut into $NEAR and hands it to whoever is holding. Not more $NEARKAT. Not an IOU from the sky. The actual ration.

$NEAR paid to holders 213,170.41 ≈ $726,911 at $3.41 / NEAR

Payouts176,095

Wallets fed5,836

Avg ration / wallet36.53 NEAR

Last drop2.9h ago

Market cap$12.82M

24h volume$1.82M

Live from StonkFun · price $0.012822 · 24h +180.6% · peak cap $13.55M · ≈ $54.6K of rations from today's volume

Trade3% tax$NEARYour wallet

Why $NEAR, not more $NEARKAT. $NEAR is what validators stake and what confidential execution gets paid in. Feeding the mob with it ties the meme to the chain it came from.

−8 mTHE CALCULATOR

Ration estimator

What's my bag earning?

Built from the $NEAR that actually landed in holder wallets. Not a cut of volume. Enter your position and the den does the maths.

Live · updated 3s ago

Enter what you hold

NEARKAT

Worth $12,750 at $0.01275

Your $NEAR, per day

29.53NEAR

≈ $101 / day

7 days206.7≈ $705

30 days886.0≈ $3,022

29,534.8 $NEAR per day at the observed pace × your 0.1% share = 29.53 $NEAR / day

Position: 1.00M
Value: $12,750
Share of supply: 0.1%
Observed daily rate: 0.79%

Wen lambo +

At the observed pace2,681 days$270K car ÷ estimated daily rewards

Eligible supply is not calibrated yet, so the calculator divides by the full 1.00B. Your real share may be larger. Rate window: 1.0 days. Estimates are not guaranteed.

−11 mTHE MOB

A tan NEARKAT sentry watching over the sleeping mob inside the den

Why meerkats

Privacy is just good sentry work.

Wild meerkats survive because the colony is distributed. No single tunnel is the whole home. Lookouts watch the horizon so the rest of the mob can dig, feed and raise young without advertising every move.

SENTRY · ALL CLEAR

Many tunnels, not one vault.

A den is a graph. If one entrance collapses, traffic reroutes. That is sharding and P2P routing, in dirt form.
One lookout, quiet interior.

Sentries stand up so the warren stays private. Keep balances, routes and timing off the open sky where predators and MEV bots hunt.
Mob first, no king.

Meerkats are not lone heroes. Builders, validators and holders are the colony. NearKat points at the network. It is not a substitute for it.

nearkats, many holes. no single door.
nearkats, sentry up. interior quiet.
nearkats, p2p = mob. privacy = lookout.
nearkats, rewards in $NEAR. not IOUs from the sky.

−19 mTHE MAP

What NEAR is doing now

The den got upgrades.

NEAR spent 2026 turning the chain into a private, multi-chain settlement layer for people and agents. Closer to a living colony than a public bulletin board. Four new branches, dug this year.

BRANCH 01
Confidential by default

Confidential Intents run on a private shard with a TEE bridge. Swaps, balances and routes stay out of the public mempool, so lookouts and MEV cannot hunt the interior.
BRANCH 02
NEAR Intents

Say the outcome. Solvers find the path across 30+ chains. One account moves value without babysitting bridges and gas on every network. One den, many exits.
BRANCH 03
Elastic Nightshade

Dynamic resharding splits hot tunnels and merges quiet ones in production. The colony adds capacity without every sentry carrying the whole map.
BRANCH 04
AI that stays quiet

Agents as users. Confidential inference, stake-for-compute, agents that settle across chains without leaking strategy. Privacy here is not a costume.